Want some SWAG?
That is great! Why? Because we desperately want to sell you some.
Trouble is our Webmaster took a nasty spill from a horse. Not the horse’s fault. Dang city slicker said he knew how to ride. Come to find out only thing he can ride is the sofa. So, after the swelling goes down, he might just build us a shopping cart. Of course that is hoping he remembers how to do it.
In the meantime, stop on by the place. Get a bite to eat, wet your whistle, tell a tale and have a good time. Then, tell the friendly staff you want some swag. We can accommodate that. If you see the webmaster there, tell him to get back to work. Tell him we need a shopping cart. Just don’t pat him on the head. (We really are trying to get that swelling down.)
Come back soon. We promise it will be worth the wait.
Getting hungry yet? Stop on by, grab a bite.